Healthy, But Broke
"Your total is <insert large amount here>." "Ooo shit...what?" *Awkward giggle..repeats total* "Did you get the coupons?" "Um..yes, ma'am" *Holds back tears and vomit while sliding card into reader* This is me at HEB - every week. Eating fruits and veggies and low carbs all day sucks. All you get out of it is maybe a hotter, slimmer bod, a little nicer skin, maybe less digestion issues, and some energy. You know what you don't get? TO EAT CEREAL FOR DINNER EVERY DAY . Got me over here having withdrawal... ("Got me all stressed out, hair fallin' out, my weight up and down" ...you should be laughing if you get this reference...) I'm looking at fast food commercials like a crackhead looks at a cooking rock, and I don't even like fast food! In all seriousness, you know what seems to hurt the most when I try to correct my diet? My damn bank account. I know so many people make the same resolution every year