“Wait until...”
No one phrase plucks my last nerve like this one. Never does someone begin their sentence with “Wait until...” and have something positive to say. It’s always some over-generalized assumption based on their life experiences or bitter disposition. If you're young, fit, a foodie, attractive, or even simply have decent vision, I know you've gotten at least one, or more likely, all of these: Age : " Wait until ...you're my age; you hit 40; you're not young anymore" Kids : " Wait until you have kids" (and love when they throw in the extra "you'll miss that tiny body" or "you won't be able to eat like you do anymore") Time : " Wait until ...you don't have time to workout; watch your weight; eat healthy" In a relationship : " Wait until... you're married - you stop worrying about all of that" (⬅by far the craziest excuse, and maybe a reason for so many divorces?) Jobs/Working (similar to time...